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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!