What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.