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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork