What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.