Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.