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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater