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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.