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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.