Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.