Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

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Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.