What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.