What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.