What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.