What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.