What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!