Impounding your mother
In porking lots.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
The police held an inn-quest
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
