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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.