Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?