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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."