Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?