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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.