Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."