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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.