Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.