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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.