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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.