Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

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How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.