Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.