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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.