Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.