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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.