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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola