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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.