Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola