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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.