Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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A Terminal Illness.

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Ebola

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You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.