Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.