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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.