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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)