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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.