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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.