Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.