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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.