Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who?

Cynthia you been away I missed you!

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."