Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)