How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.