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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.