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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.