Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.