Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.