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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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A bagel.