Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.