Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.