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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.