Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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My zipper.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!