What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What do you called a prince-sized bed?

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"