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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.