What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!