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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.