What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.