What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...