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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.