Yello?
A Highlighter
A wind tunnel.
Because he picks his ears!
ROBOT: twitch, spark
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
A phoney friend!
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
They listen to podcats.
Spartify
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
Re-morse code
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
FAP!!!
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool