Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify