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Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool