Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.