Dessert Jokes

Joint custardy

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Because he was stuffed!

Helado oscuro!

Cus they are always stuffed.

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

A Meringueutan

You get very lumpy ice cream!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Their odds of winning are the same

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

The ark-hives.

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Forced jokes.

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

We gon be all white

A Klandike bar.

Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

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