Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What is the Islamic State's favourite frozen dessert?

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What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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