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Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology