Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

What that?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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