Mediterranean Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.