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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

Bronco-saurus!

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.