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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Bronco Jokes More Bronco Jokes

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

California Jokes More California Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.