What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP