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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.