What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!