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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."