What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP