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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!