What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.