What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Who's there! Begonia! Begonia who?

Begonia bother me!

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......