What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.