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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Who's there! Begonia! Begonia who?

Begonia bother me!

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"