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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"