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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Who's there! Begonia! Begonia who?

Begonia bother me!