Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!