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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.