What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.