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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.