What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.