What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized