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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.