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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...