What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.