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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!