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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off