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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

To the L'Hospital...