What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.