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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.