What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.