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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.