What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Icicle Jokes More Icicle Jokes

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles