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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Icicle Jokes More Icicle Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles