What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles