Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why did EA cross the road?

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc