Inuit.
Cause its white and its on their land.
Because it's white, and it's on their land.
Slow Natives
She thought she was a dromedary.
Nativities.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Once.
Because there were "Too Many Cooks".
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Farty.
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Because it needs bailing out.
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Frants!
KFC isnt open on holidays.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.