Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

White Baby Jokes More White Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.