Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!