Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in