Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions, but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Population Jokes More Population Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear