What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone