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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone