What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone