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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.