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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes