How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.