How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal