How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.