Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.