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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu