Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist