Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!