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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen