Triangull
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Bagles
Mutated
A slantelope.