Print Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end