Print Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end