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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!