Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.