Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.