Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"