How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.