How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.