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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.