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E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.