E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.