Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.