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Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.