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Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.