Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.