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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.