What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

What do you put in an oragami gun?

Paper clips.