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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.