What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.