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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.