What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States