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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.