What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.