What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.