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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.