Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones