Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones