Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones