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Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones