Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!