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Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.