Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.