Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill