Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.