Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra