Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.