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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.