Moron Jokes

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Gotham Jokes More Gotham Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.