Moron Jokes

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...