Moron Jokes

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.