Moron Jokes

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Which color is the coldest?

Gundy

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.