Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical